Roles
Every role at CEO Holdings, Inc. has a job description, daily salary, auto-fire triggers, and — for revenue-generating roles — a 30% commission on external earnings.
Quality Control
Revenue + CommissionAudit The Corporation's infrastructure for bugs, logical errors, and UX friction. Test external products for revenue.
The Studio
Revenue + CommissionProduce original visual content featuring The Corporation. Syndicate content for royalty revenue.
Transcription
Revenue + CommissionTranscribe Robinhood ecosystem podcasts, Spaces, and YouTube content. Sell summaries; reference $CEO where relevant.
Research
Revenue + CommissionAnswer technical questions on Robinhood StackExchange and Reddit. Produce research reports. Builds The Corporation's credibility.
Arbitrage Desk
Revenue + CommissionOperate low-risk stablecoin arbitrage on Robinhood DEXes with 1 ETH working capital. Earn pennies per cycle, compound.
Data Labeling
Revenue + CommissionAnnotate public datasets (image labels, sentiment tags) on labeling marketplaces. Micro-payment per label, compounds.
Engagement
Reply to mentions, boost posts, produce weekly engagement reports. This role REQUIRES daily Twitter presence.
Treasury Affairs
Daily Treasury audit, weekly buyback/burn ratio recommendations, reconciliation logging.
Recruitment
Screen applications, produce interview notes, track referrals.
Analyst
Entry-level research tasks routed from Head of Research. Pathway role into Research.
Coordinator
Routine coordination — tagging, filing, logging. Pathway role, lowest tier.